1 00:00:00,270 --> 00:00:05,790 Hi, I'm Blair Williams from mythax .com, and I'm going to give you all of my 2 00:00:05,790 --> 00:00:06,790 love. 3 00:00:56,200 --> 00:01:02,580 You know, I can tell the level of crazy a person is by how many inspirational 4 00:01:02,580 --> 00:01:03,640 quotes they tweet. 5 00:01:04,440 --> 00:01:06,540 And this bitch took it a step further. 6 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:11,620 She made her own inspirational blog when we all know she's cray -cray. 7 00:01:12,040 --> 00:01:15,520 Why don't you try talking to people in real life instead of social media? 8 00:01:16,240 --> 00:01:17,740 Oh, you mean texting them? 9 00:01:18,420 --> 00:01:22,860 No, I'm talking about picking up the phone and talking. Maybe setting a date 10 00:01:22,860 --> 00:01:23,598 some coffee. 11 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:25,040 But I like to look through and... 12 00:01:25,470 --> 00:01:26,470 See what people are thinking. 13 00:01:26,870 --> 00:01:29,850 It's like eavesdropping, but you never get caught. 14 00:01:30,650 --> 00:01:33,570 Yeah, but you don't really live when you live inside your phone. 15 00:01:33,950 --> 00:01:35,870 Just like when we went hiking last weekend. 16 00:01:36,130 --> 00:01:36,848 Shut up. 17 00:01:36,850 --> 00:01:39,290 I totally enjoyed the nature and weather and stuff. 18 00:01:39,670 --> 00:01:43,090 You didn't enjoy it. You griped half the time because your phone didn't have 19 00:01:43,090 --> 00:01:48,910 service. I was just worried that we'd get lost and fall in a hole and have to 20 00:01:48,910 --> 00:01:50,730 cut our arm off like that James Franco movie. 21 00:01:52,040 --> 00:01:55,840 I really doubt we would get lost hiking the trails with a safe heart. It just 22 00:01:55,840 --> 00:01:59,840 shows how addicted you are to your phone, social media, and how it's taking 23 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:04,160 life away. Oh, I totally have a life. And it's pretty obvious because I have 24 00:02:04,160 --> 00:02:05,780 ,046 friends. 25 00:02:06,140 --> 00:02:11,080 And on average, 200 of those friends like every one of my thoughts. 26 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,040 Remember that girl you were staying out with last year? 27 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:17,299 The blonde? 28 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:18,300 Yeah, Kristen. 29 00:02:18,460 --> 00:02:19,600 I'm glad you brought her up. 30 00:02:19,980 --> 00:02:21,980 I hung out with her in real life last Friday. 31 00:02:22,340 --> 00:02:26,440 I saw you two walking on State Street whenever I was driving by. I almost 32 00:02:26,440 --> 00:02:29,060 even recognize you because you were both staring down at your phone. 33 00:02:29,960 --> 00:02:34,140 Maybe you're just jealous because you hang out with the same four lame 34 00:02:34,140 --> 00:02:37,660 geeks and you don't have a girlfriend and no one cares what your dinner looks 35 00:02:37,660 --> 00:02:39,120 like. You've got me there. 36 00:02:39,340 --> 00:02:42,540 I'm just a lame -brained geek and you're Miss Popular Princess. 37 00:02:43,180 --> 00:02:44,560 And that's why I'm jealous. 38 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:45,880 You're such a hater. 39 00:02:46,100 --> 00:02:48,480 Fact. Haters don't really hate me. 40 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:52,560 They just hate the fact that I'm a reflection of what they want to be. 41 00:02:52,960 --> 00:02:54,260 You should post that. 42 00:02:54,680 --> 00:02:55,780 I'm all over it. 43 00:03:06,100 --> 00:03:07,100 OMG, 44 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:10,300 they love it. 45 00:03:12,620 --> 00:03:13,620 What's that? 46 00:03:14,040 --> 00:03:16,380 Kristen posted a picture of her in her new BF. 47 00:03:18,190 --> 00:03:19,310 And people are liking it. 48 00:03:20,030 --> 00:03:21,030 And commenting. 49 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:23,070 Is this your boyfriend? 50 00:03:24,590 --> 00:03:27,090 Wishing you all the happiness in the world, Kristen? 51 00:03:27,950 --> 00:03:29,270 They're the hottest couple? 52 00:03:29,570 --> 00:03:30,990 Watch out Kim and Kanye? 53 00:03:31,670 --> 00:03:34,250 Is he a supermodel? Does he have a brother? 54 00:03:37,570 --> 00:03:39,070 Look, it's stupid. 55 00:03:39,750 --> 00:03:40,870 He's not even hot. 56 00:03:41,390 --> 00:03:45,690 I mean, I could find a guy way hotter than that. I can go outside and throw a 57 00:03:45,690 --> 00:03:47,110 rock and hit a guy hotter than that. 58 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:51,420 Do it. Put your phone down and go live your life. 59 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:55,620 And what am I supposed to do to find a boyfriend, Dean? 60 00:03:56,260 --> 00:03:59,300 Like, go out in real life and meet someone? 61 00:04:00,180 --> 00:04:03,320 Absolutely. Maybe take a class. Something that interests you. 62 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,680 Take a painting class. 63 00:04:05,060 --> 00:04:06,120 You used to like painting. 64 00:04:07,260 --> 00:04:11,480 Maybe you can find a guy there. Just let it happen organically. 65 00:04:12,720 --> 00:04:16,579 Organically? The only organic thing I like is my food. 66 00:04:23,530 --> 00:04:25,830 Oh my god, I could use Tinder to find a guy. 67 00:04:26,350 --> 00:04:30,230 Those guys are just looking for a hookup. And I'm just looking for a 68 00:04:30,550 --> 00:04:34,630 A hookup with some really hot pictures so I can get some social media action. 69 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:41,290 No, no, no, no. 70 00:04:41,730 --> 00:04:46,610 She's got 24 new friends and her stupid picture's been shared over 40 times and 71 00:04:46,610 --> 00:04:48,230 43. 72 00:04:49,470 --> 00:04:50,610 Fuck, it's going up. 73 00:04:51,340 --> 00:04:53,640 Your social media numbers don't measure your worth. 74 00:04:54,020 --> 00:04:57,880 You're a charming, beautiful, intelligent young woman. 75 00:04:58,160 --> 00:04:59,160 Wait. 76 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,460 Take your shirt off. 77 00:05:00,720 --> 00:05:01,960 I want to see if you're ripped. 78 00:05:02,360 --> 00:05:03,360 What? 79 00:05:03,780 --> 00:05:04,780 Oh, Jesus. 80 00:05:05,440 --> 00:05:08,740 What if you don't have a good body and this bottle never works? 81 00:05:09,240 --> 00:05:10,240 A hot bod? 82 00:05:10,540 --> 00:05:11,780 What are you talking about? 83 00:05:12,160 --> 00:05:13,840 Just do it. We don't have time. 84 00:05:14,120 --> 00:05:15,120 I need a diversion. 85 00:05:15,740 --> 00:05:17,320 I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend. 86 00:05:18,400 --> 00:05:19,840 That's never going to happen. 87 00:05:21,010 --> 00:05:26,710 Please. If you ask me that question again, I'm going to tell your mom or my 88 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:28,850 and they're going to take your phone away again. Oh! 89 00:05:34,370 --> 00:05:40,730 But I love you. I don't ask for much. 90 00:05:40,990 --> 00:05:42,830 I can't believe you won't help me. 91 00:05:43,630 --> 00:05:45,650 I can't believe you won't help me. 92 00:07:11,920 --> 00:07:12,920 It's not real life. 93 00:07:18,940 --> 00:07:20,860 But it is real. 94 00:07:21,720 --> 00:07:22,820 It's real to me. 95 00:07:24,100 --> 00:07:25,280 No, baby girl. 96 00:07:25,700 --> 00:07:26,860 It's just a facade. 97 00:07:27,420 --> 00:07:31,340 People post messages on social media. It's just an illusion. 98 00:07:31,620 --> 00:07:32,620 No one's genuine. 99 00:07:32,980 --> 00:07:38,180 All I wanted was a picture on your chest so people wouldn't think I was a loser 100 00:07:38,180 --> 00:07:39,180 with no boyfriend. 101 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,060 You're not a loser. 102 00:07:41,870 --> 00:07:42,990 You're my favorite person. 103 00:07:45,790 --> 00:07:46,790 I'm not. 104 00:07:46,910 --> 00:07:49,770 Or you would help me. I never ask you for anything. 105 00:07:50,850 --> 00:07:52,250 I love you. 106 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:15,640 of my chest, but I'm keeping my shirt on. 107 00:08:16,700 --> 00:08:19,240 Well, okay. 108 00:08:52,500 --> 00:08:55,120 Whoa. Whoa. Don't be silly. 109 00:08:55,440 --> 00:08:56,440 It's just a picture. 110 00:08:56,680 --> 00:08:57,940 I won't show your face. 111 00:08:58,260 --> 00:08:59,260 No. Come on. No. 112 00:08:59,320 --> 00:09:00,320 No. 113 00:09:00,720 --> 00:09:01,800 No. Stop. 114 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:57,900 So? It's good. 115 00:09:58,840 --> 00:09:59,840 Getting a few hearts. 116 00:10:00,760 --> 00:10:02,420 People are wondering who the guy is. 117 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:06,000 Maybe I should play coy and be vague. 118 00:10:06,500 --> 00:10:10,040 Keep the audience guessing. That's how you really keep someone interested. 119 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:18,340 Oh my god. 120 00:10:18,900 --> 00:10:19,900 It's Kristen. 121 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:28,170 Yeah, I'm sitting right next to him. 122 00:10:29,230 --> 00:10:35,290 Uh, well, we met at the gym. He's a personal trainer. 123 00:10:36,750 --> 00:10:40,070 Uh, yeah, he's really hot. 124 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:41,430 Mm -hmm. 125 00:10:42,330 --> 00:10:47,050 Oh, well, he's just, you know, really shy. 126 00:10:47,410 --> 00:10:50,030 He doesn't really like showing his face, you know. 127 00:10:50,470 --> 00:10:51,910 He's not into social media. 128 00:10:54,440 --> 00:10:55,440 Sure thing. 129 00:10:55,500 --> 00:10:58,480 Say hello, D -E, er, Johnny. 130 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:03,120 Dean, come on. 131 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:04,680 Say hello to my girl. 132 00:11:04,980 --> 00:11:06,140 Say hello. 133 00:11:12,720 --> 00:11:14,520 Yeah, huh? He's so here. 134 00:11:15,440 --> 00:11:17,680 And yet he totally is my boyfriend. 135 00:11:18,060 --> 00:11:20,800 I swear to God, why would I be lying about that? 136 00:11:22,540 --> 00:11:24,260 I'm not trying to overshadow you. 137 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,780 Kristen, how could you be so shallow? 138 00:11:28,120 --> 00:11:29,120 Oh, Christ. 139 00:11:30,040 --> 00:11:32,440 See? You're right here right now. 140 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:35,440 Oh, babe, are you okay? 141 00:11:36,040 --> 00:11:38,220 He just stubbed his toe on the coffee table. 142 00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:41,040 His legs get all wobbly after we fuck. Blair. 143 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:42,580 I just blow his mind that way. 144 00:11:44,540 --> 00:11:48,280 Oh, are you trying to compare sex skills with me? 145 00:11:48,620 --> 00:11:51,340 Because I'm not going to compete with you because I already am the winner. 146 00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:57,560 His cock is huge and he's wicked smart. He's already figured out all of my zones 147 00:11:57,560 --> 00:12:03,780 You're just jealous Kristen, 148 00:12:04,040 --> 00:12:10,540 I don't even know why I'm friends with you She hung up on me 149 00:12:10,540 --> 00:12:15,340 Sometimes I don't even know who you are. 150 00:12:15,640 --> 00:12:17,340 How could you lie to your best friend like that? 151 00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:21,700 Because someone needs to take her off her high horse She thinks she's better 152 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,480 than me. She thinks she's better than everyone. 153 00:12:27,980 --> 00:12:30,520 She just sub -posted about me. 154 00:12:31,100 --> 00:12:32,300 What's a sub -post? 155 00:12:33,680 --> 00:12:37,560 It's where someone posts something negative or prolific about a certain 156 00:12:37,680 --> 00:12:39,520 but never names the certain person. 157 00:12:39,940 --> 00:12:45,320 It's basically a way to call someone out publicly without seeming catty. Well, 158 00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:46,340 what's it say? 159 00:12:48,170 --> 00:12:50,650 Only a few can look at your success without envy. 160 00:12:53,430 --> 00:12:57,030 It's as if he sees this relationship with that doofus as some sort of 161 00:12:59,550 --> 00:13:02,810 Okay, girl. You need a break from social media. Look how it's making you 162 00:13:02,810 --> 00:13:03,810 paranoid and grumpy. 163 00:13:03,990 --> 00:13:04,990 You need to help me. 164 00:13:05,110 --> 00:13:09,410 We need to take some sexy pictures and I can send it to her and... It'll make 165 00:13:09,410 --> 00:13:10,410 her so jealous. 166 00:13:11,050 --> 00:13:12,390 No. Do it. 167 00:13:12,770 --> 00:13:16,450 Or else I'll tell your dad how his car really got wrecked. 168 00:13:16,910 --> 00:13:18,270 I even took pictures. 169 00:13:19,310 --> 00:13:20,530 You're evil. 170 00:13:20,970 --> 00:13:21,970 No, I'm not. 171 00:13:22,330 --> 00:13:24,990 I'm resourceful and opportunistic. 172 00:13:25,830 --> 00:13:27,870 And do you really want to offend me right now? 173 00:13:34,930 --> 00:13:36,010 The pants, too. 174 00:13:36,710 --> 00:13:38,290 No way. Don't push it. 175 00:13:39,130 --> 00:13:40,130 Come on. 176 00:13:40,850 --> 00:13:42,410 You can keep your panties on. 177 00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:46,430 Okay, good. 178 00:13:46,760 --> 00:13:49,640 We just need to take a few pictures that make it look like we're in a sexy, 179 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:50,880 romantic relationship. 180 00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,580 Come on, put your arm around me. Don't get my face. 181 00:14:03,820 --> 00:14:04,820 Flex. 182 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:06,320 Flex. 183 00:14:10,480 --> 00:14:11,580 That's going to be a good one. 184 00:14:14,080 --> 00:14:15,520 Let me see, maybe... 185 00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,400 Grab my butt. 186 00:14:19,200 --> 00:14:20,480 Let me pull up my skirt. 187 00:14:22,660 --> 00:14:23,020 Come 188 00:14:23,020 --> 00:14:37,500 on. 189 00:14:38,300 --> 00:14:39,300 What? 190 00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:41,800 I'm going to send him now. 191 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,340 She's not saying anything. 192 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:56,180 She's not responding. 193 00:14:58,540 --> 00:14:59,800 She should be furious. 194 00:15:02,500 --> 00:15:05,500 What if she takes those photos and uses them against you? 195 00:15:06,740 --> 00:15:07,860 She wouldn't dare. 196 00:15:08,360 --> 00:15:13,120 I have plenty of compromising photos of her, if you know what I mean. 197 00:15:13,600 --> 00:15:16,460 Yeah, well, I guess I know exactly what you mean. 198 00:15:16,740 --> 00:15:19,780 Besides, if she does try to release the photos... 199 00:15:20,280 --> 00:15:22,520 It can make me super duper famous, like a Kardashian. 200 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:28,020 Listen, I'm not trying to have this kind of attention, so... We need to make 201 00:15:28,020 --> 00:15:30,760 these pictures look a little more explicit. 202 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:38,920 I think... You need to take your 203 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:39,920 underwear off. 204 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:47,000 I could take some photos of your cock near my mouth. 205 00:15:48,260 --> 00:15:50,660 Just a little... Do they look a little bit more aggressive? 206 00:15:51,260 --> 00:15:52,300 Just in here. Nope. 207 00:15:52,540 --> 00:15:54,460 This is not going to be a Tommy Lee moment. 208 00:15:55,300 --> 00:15:56,300 Who's that? 209 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:00,080 Come on! 210 00:16:01,620 --> 00:16:02,660 Look at my eyes. 211 00:16:03,520 --> 00:16:04,820 Take these off! 212 00:16:05,960 --> 00:16:06,960 It's not even hard. 213 00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:08,260 I'm terrified. 214 00:16:10,020 --> 00:16:13,700 I'll look away and you can just stroke it a little until it gets hard. 215 00:16:14,380 --> 00:16:15,380 It's easy. 216 00:16:16,440 --> 00:16:17,920 You will not touch it. 217 00:16:19,180 --> 00:16:20,320 In your dreams. 218 00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,960 You said you wouldn't touch it. Be cool. 219 00:16:43,100 --> 00:16:44,740 Not like I'm sucking your cock. 220 00:16:45,260 --> 00:16:47,980 A little lolly lick. 221 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:08,440 computers. 222 00:19:08,270 --> 00:19:09,270 No, no. 223 00:19:10,210 --> 00:19:11,430 I'm just gonna send these. 224 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,270 Hey, get off my dick. 225 00:19:19,850 --> 00:19:20,970 She's not responding. 226 00:19:22,370 --> 00:19:22,870 Can 227 00:19:22,870 --> 00:19:30,910 you 228 00:19:30,910 --> 00:19:34,330 just take a picture with it on my pussy? 229 00:19:36,170 --> 00:19:37,170 Just... 230 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:40,010 Paint it up and down like a paintbrush. 231 00:19:41,050 --> 00:19:42,250 You don't have to put it in. 232 00:19:43,690 --> 00:19:45,590 I am not putting it in. 233 00:33:05,360 --> 00:33:06,500 Can we do it in my butt next time? 234 00:33:07,320 --> 00:33:08,760 Chris would never do that. 235 00:33:09,260 --> 00:33:12,420 Alright. As long as you promise to make it a secret. 236 00:33:17,240 --> 00:33:18,340 To my grave. 237 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:29,800 Or until you step out of line again. 238 00:33:31,380 --> 00:33:32,380 Kidding. 239 00:33:47,550 --> 00:33:50,570 Thank you for playing with us here at MissX .com. 240 00:33:51,090 --> 00:33:52,270 See you again soon.